Monday, June 29, 2009

Not Much Response....Probably Because I'm Such a Cruel Human Being


I can tell by the response to my last post that the collective Internet community of bloggers let out a joyful cry when the news came out that I would be updating my blog more frequently. (Sarcasm)

Actually, like I always tell my wife when I think she is being overly sensitive: "Nobody cares!" I'm usually wrong, she reminds me because SHE cares. However, in this case it turns out that I am right because apparently not even she gives a crap about what I am writing here.

As I shared in the title of this post, I probably should not be surprised by my lack of readership. After all, I am one mean son of a gun. As I type, both of my children are screaming out in emotional agony from their bedrooms, just begging their Mommy or Daddy to come in an snuggle them to sleep. Actually, Max is crying, "I want Daddy!" right now. A few years ago, that little trick worked really well on me, but I have become so hardened and emotionally calloused to the screaming and crying that I am just going to continue to type without so much as batting an eye. I do love them however.

Anyway, whoever is reading this, try to look past the crusty exterior. I am a nice person on the inside...really, I promise.


Goose said...

I never doubted your inner goodness, but your spot on when it comes to the crusty exterior. Keep em coming man, you got a fan in me.

Tankfos said...
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Tankfos said...

I think your rotten and you know it. Nice picture. Is it of Max?

Dad said...

Why so sensitive? I gave up on the blogosphere sometime ago when no one commented on my brilliant ponticifcations. It was like I was talking to myself. Besides, my life is such that there is nothing to talk about.

Now, you on the other hand are a family man with many things to talk about. A man who has a lot to say. The fact that no one responds is more a lack of their understanding of the depth of your comments than what they think of you.

Ty, you are like a toasted marshmello. Burnt and hardened carbon residue on the outside but all mushy and gooey on the inside. The skin of an amardillo but the heart of a Mother Teresa on the inside.

I'm listening Ty.


P.S. It is funny about the crying kid thing. I remember I got very good at totally ignoring your screams of agony. It is an art. Must be a genetic thing.

Mark said...

Maybe you could write a really great blog and get a huge readership and then publish a book and have it made into a movie and become a millionaire and then retire and live a life of luxury?
They say that sort of thing never happens, but I'm betting good money that you'll prove them all wrong.

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